conditional agnostic


a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof
my devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “g-d grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.

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