Condom Fairy
a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one’s pillow in the event that one gets “lucky” with someone but forgets to bring a condom.
girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: from me, the mighty condom fairy!
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