condom hat
a extremely tight beanie, without a fold, that resembles a condom when placed on one’s head.
the nordic skiier was wearing a condom hat.
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a sort of hat that people (who n-body really likes) wear because they think they’re cool. very much shaped like a condom.
she said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. she was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.
a hat which resembles a condom
that stupid fly b-tch is wearing a condom hat
any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumb-ss high school j-ck-ffs typically wear. usually seen while listening to linkin park and picking their nose/-ss.
anyone who wears a condom hat should have their -ss kicked.
man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom’s cars when the mall closes.
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