Condom Head
a bald man whose head resembles a condom, or any person who generally looks like a condom
john malkovic = condomhead
a person who enjoys or gets s-xual pleasure from wearing a condom over their head..or some people do it simply because their d-ckheads
duane: who the f-ck is that bloke wearin a condom on his head?
stevo: that’s just ryan being a condom head as usual..
duane: oi ryan, get a f-ckin life yer tool
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