Condom Kryptonite
aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. so weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to “dress up” the mood.
i was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. i immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. it was condom kryptonite.
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