condom pocket


a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.
– hahahaha nice condom pocket, dude.
– thanks man.
usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.
“joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night”

“we were hanging out one night and i went to go touch his leg and i felt a condom in his pocket”

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