Condom ring


a- the ring shaped dent or stretched area in your wallet due to a long period of time when your unused condom in your wallet in your back pocket has been sat on repeatedly

b- the red ring at the base of a man’s shaft, that goes to the top, due to the idiot using a condom they purchased quite a few years earlier, when they were most likely pre-p-b-scent, and is much too small, leaving a pressure mark after it’s use.
a- “i can tell you have a rubber in your wallet”
“how so?”
“i can see the condom ring from here, haha”

b- “i think my condom’s the wrond size”
“why do you think that?”
“its so small i have a condom ring every time i use it, and sometimes it hurts”
the appearance of a ring (same dimensions of a condom) on the outside of one’s wallet caused by a condom being in the wallet for an extensive period of time (i.e. months to years)
bob: dude what is that on the outside of your wallet bro?
dan: shut up man, you know that is a condom ring…
bob: it has really been that long since you last got laid?

dan: don’t act like you’ve never had a condom ring!
bob: nah that ain’t me….

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