condom smear


when you throw a used condom at a flat vertical plain and leaves a snail trail of s-m-n as it slides down the object (ie. a wall, a window)
“after f-cking some chick in my car i tryed to throw the used condom out the window, but the window was closed hence leaving a huge condom smear on my window.”

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