condomeant
1. when a dude has unprotected s-x and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.
2. when the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you’re over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim “i condomeant to!”
friend 1: man, this chick i was banging was in her ketchup phase… i totally condomeant to after that discovery.
friend 2: at least she wasn’t in the “must-t-rd” phase.
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- germcerns
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