Condomeering
to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their d-cks into. also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
yeah dude, i told you to never stick your d-ck in crazy! she’ll be condomeering the f-ck out of you.
you here about jon? yeah he slept with a vs model, dude probably condomeered himself. i know i would’ve.
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