Condomentia
condomentia: full form: condom dementia. (n) a specific state of late-stage cognitive and/or psychological decline that manifests in insane, inaccurate, and dangerous claims, most notably by the pope, that condoms increase, instead of help prevent, the spread of stds.
example: “the vatican reported today that the pope’s condomentia has worsened considerably in recent weeks, accounting for his outrageous claim that condoms increase the spread of aids. they apologize for the inconvenience.”
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