condomgasm
this is an unfortunate occurrence where a male -j-c-l-t-s from repeated attempts to roll a condom on his turgid,periclimactic member. two conditions are required for this to occur. 1) the male must be hyper-aroused and almost ready to skeet from prolonged foreplay. 2) there needs to be a condition where the male cannot smoothly install the condom such as poor lighting,unfamiliarity with installation process,trying to install under the bed covers,and most commonly from trying to unroll condom backwards.the repeated stroking motion required to unroll the wayward condom is usually sufficient stimulation to surp-ss the “c-m threshold”.
i was hurriedly trying to put on a condom with one hand when a condomgasm occurred and i skeeted on my girlfriend’s panties.
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