Cone job


when someone asks for a taste of your ice cream cone and then takes a big bite out of the top instead of a moderate lick from the side.
hey, jack-ss, don’t cone job my ice cream!
a girl who is extremely attractive, but is so annoying that you look past her hotness because you cannot stand her.
farrah from teen mom is such a cone job.

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