Cone of Death


a term used to describe the predicted path of a hurricane. derived from the consistantly inaccurate weather forecasts.
noaa cited the cone of death for hurricane ivan to be pretty much all of florida
the only justification necessary for miami tv stations to go into non-stop hurricane coverage and scare the cr-p out of south florida residents.
bryan norcross: and as you can see, miami is in the cone of death and you should panic. back to you, jackie.

jackie: but bryan, miami is only on the fringe, and 8 days away at best.

bryan: don’t wait! got get water, gas, matches, cans of food…

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