conealingus
the act of licking the dregs of ice cream out of an ice cream cone without biting into the cone itself. best done in a lewd or suggestive manner to imply c-nn-l-ng-s.
john always finished his ice cream before starting on the cone, so he found it necessary to perform conealingus.
–and/or–
gene simmons’ freakishly long tongue was also perfect for conealingus, and he would show off his special skill on dates at the ice cream parlor.
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