ConeDodger
a conedodger is someone that competes in autocross events.
steve is out autocrossing again, he must be a real conedodger
also known as autocrosser. autocrossers are viewed as crossdressers who think that danger and excitement is narrowly missing a plastic safety cone by two inches at 35 mph, and live by a rule book about their car specs that is bigger than the bible. there is a lot of risk and danger in autocrossing…..h-ll, if you screw up, you could end up with a couple of plastic safety cones tangled up in your front grill. does michael schumacher autocross? would he ever spend time dodging safety cones? did kimi raikonen make it to formula one as a nineteen year old by driving solo in a parking lot? h-ll no, kimi made the leap to formula one because he was the karting champ of finland, doing wheel-to-wheel shifter karts, not by driving around stationary cones. if autocross was really exciting, you would see the cone dodger’s national championships on espn or speedvision. but no use having an autocross on tv because, uh…quite frankly, no one cares…..
look, that cone dodger thinks he is racing!
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