coneing


the art of grabbing a mcdonalds ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the mcdonalds worker. can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint
did you see that maccas workers face when we were coneing them the other day!
cone-ing is when a person orders an ice-cream cone at a drive-thru and when the order is ready accepting the cone from the ice cream end instead of the cone. this will here hereby confuse the drive-thru attendant.
son: “dad, can i have a dollar?” dad: “why?” son: “because i’m bored and want to go cone-ing with my friends.” dad: “ok, but here’s another dollar…save at least one cone for me!”

for more examples just google “cone-ing” there have been many “coners,” one who partic-p-tes in cone-ing, that have created videos!
(verb) the act of grabbing with one’s bare hand the ice cream from an ice cream cone. consummation or creative application of the said ice cream normally ensues, with or without the cone intact. credit is given to australian man alki stevens for sp-wning this new fun, popular activity.
what a n00b, he couldn’t even keep a straight face while cone-ing at the mcdonald’s drive-thru
the extremely entertaining act of driving to a fast food restraunt, going through the drive-through, ordering an ice cream cone, paying for it and then the fun part…
when the worker hands you the ice cream, you don’t take it by the cone. you grab the ice cream itself, and quickly drive away.
louis – we went coneing today, and the lady at mcdonalds freaked out when i grabbed the ice cream!

mary – she practically threw the thing at him!
1. grabbing an ice-cream cone by the ice-cream instead of the cone.

2. any act involving an ice-cream cone to confuse or scare the person selling it to you.
luke: hey, let’s go cone-ing, man! film me!

tom: ok, do it!

luke: -buys an ice cream cone, takes it by grabbing the ice cream portion-
to order an ice-cream cone at mcdonalds, but grab it by the ice-cream end and eat it cone 1st, whilst acting like that’s how you are suppose to eat it, then drive off before anyone can question you about it. the new planking. too cool.
(mcdonalds worker to another mcdonalds worker)

“omg!, i just saw someone grab a cone by the ice-cream and drove off like he was suppose to be eating it like that!”
“oh yeah, its called cone-ing, all the cool people are doing it. its the new planking”
“what r-t-rds. wanna jack off in the mayonnaise?”
“h-ll yeah!”
the act of ordering a soft serve ice cream and grabbing it by the top and eating the cone freaking out the unsuspecting worker
hey bro wanna go planking, no bro cone-ing is where its at

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