Coney


someone who gets h-t with a cone (will mcneely) and has to get staples in their head, therefore rendering him completely useless the rest of his or her life.
that coney has his address at 535 flowing springs trail, roswell georgia 30075
with reference to coney island, brooklyn ny. as the area is populated generally by freaks and weirdo’s , this term refers to a person who is not of the norm.
said to a strange person – “oh my g-d you are such a coney!”
a p-ssy; being soft; weakling
player 1:d-mn… being tackled hurt..
player 2: you such a coney
to scream psychobabble, elevate one’s voice, nerd it out and homediggity ragin’ all over on the microphizzone
that studderin’ screama went all coney after that loss brodinski!

i’m stuck in the wall
i’m stuck in the wall
i’m stuck in the wall
i’m stuck in the wall
i’m stuck in the wall
i’m stuck in the wall
a combination of pot and tobacco in a bowl, smoked out of a gravity bong.

preferably occurring in a new jersey bas-m-nt
that coney ray just took was f-cking m-ssive. no wonder he’s throwing up.
an alternate, furrier, version of the word cunny, meaning v-g-n-. this word is a pun – “coney” in british english means “rabbit”, but sounds like “cunny”, and so it makes an excellent word for furry sn-tch.
“get over here and pet my sweet little coney”
a lonely and disparaging, broken yellow lamba cone, abandoned in a public place for all to see, and is in the way of pedestrian traffic.
ie. someone should move coney out of the way, it’s blocking my way.

oh look, someone finally moved coney out of the way.

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