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• coozy

  a small handheld container that you put any kind of beverage into to keep its temprature constant while you drink it i use a coozy to keep my beer cold. a coozy, aka coozie, is an insulated holder for keeping drinks cool (typically beer or soda). usually made of neophrene, styrophome, or other types of […]

• corking the blumpkin

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• Couser

  a person that’s acne looks similar to the food couscous. man, that girl was such a couser!

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