Confetti Bukkake



when someone sends you a card, invitation, or other piece of snail mail with a sh-t ton of “adorable” confetti that bursts all over you, the floor, and f-ck-ng everywhere.
did you get amy’s invitation to the birthday party?

yup.
fill of confetti?
yup.
get everywhere?
yup.
f-cking confetti bukkake.

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