confirmation bientist
a person who thinks they are good at optimizing their electronics, computers and other equipment, but suffer severely from confirmation bias. bientists “buy into” ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. rather than doing any verifiable research or empirical experimentation, they base their techniques on correlations, isolated incidents and things they read once on a forum, usually posted by other bientists. if a confirmation bientists finds another confirmation bientist with the same ideas, their ignorance is locked in for life. see also: bientist.
any confirmation bientist will tell you that disabling all the services in microsoft windows and turning off automatic updates will make everything run better and faster with minimal internet lag.
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