Confirmation Wipe


the act of wiping your -ss to find out if you sh-t up your -ss crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

my confirmation wipe revealed what i was afraid of…i just sh-t myself on my first date!!

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