confirmed bachelor


polite euphemism for a gay man (from victorian times, on the premise that such a man will never marry.)
you may be desperate to marry, but don’t go after dale; he’s a confirmed bachelor.
traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)
he’s a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.
a common euphemism in the 40s and 50s, used as a polite word to describe a h-m-s-xual man.
can also be used in the context that someone does not want to marry.
don’t try to flirt with michael. he is a confirmed bachelor, in case you didn’t know.
a h-m-s-xual man
hehe, i just found out billy is a confirmed bachelor.
something only the most intelligent men will decide to be. does not mean that you are gay, only means that you have decided that you will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some “woman”.
-greg and molly just got done doing the rumpy-b-mpy and now molly wants to have some pillow talk-

molly: greg, listen honey, we have been dating for over a year now..i wanted to know…when are you going to propose to me?

greg: -chuckles- never.

molly: -upset- what do you mean never?!?

greg: -cool, calm and collected- umm, i meant never as in not-ever…get it now?

molly: -emotional- you don’t love me? all i want you to be is my slave–i mean husband…

greg: well thats not going to happen, i’m a confirmed bachelor.

molly: so that means your never going to let me tell you what to do…ever?

greg: pretty much…oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning…i have to go, uh, water my cat…

molly: okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this…

greg: i’ll see what i can do…

-greg leaves and never talks to molly again.
i am a confirmed bachelor (though not gay) as one might think-however what could be cl-ssed as alternative type.
geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the c-ck tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a c-ck tail.

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