Conflirt
1) to court or seduce by coquettishly proselytizing.
adam: excuse me miss, have you heard the word of jesus christ?
eve: umm.. i’m just reading.
adam: oh, well i loooove books, what are your reading?
eve: it’s a book for cl-ss.
adam: i see. my favorite book is the bible. do you want to get coffee some time and just talk about the glory of g-d? that sounds so awesome right now.
eve: no thanks.
adam: ok well, i’m here all the time, so i’m sure i’ll see you again. if you ever change your mind i would totally love to share his word with someone like you. g-d bless!
eve: … was that guy trying to conflirt with me? or just convert me.
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