conformist homosexual
a conformist h-m-s-xual is a gay person who attempts to conform to the heteros-xual world, through actions such as getting married, and moving to the suburbs.
sue – “did you hear about david and bob? apparently after their honeymoon they are moving to upstate new york with their pet dog”
sally – “dude! they’re the biggest conformist h-m-s-xuals i’ve ever met!”
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