a term used to congratulate someone for being like a fraternity member.
john: dude there were a lot of girls at that party last night, did you get any numbers?
scott: nah man, i was way too turnt, i just tried to kiss people.
john: wow, confrats!
- poot lovato
poot is demi lovato’s two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. she has recently been freed from the bas-m-nt. poot lovato’s did nothing wrong. demi lovatos twin sister whom was locked in demis bas-m-nt for sixty three years. recently released. poot lovato pooted for me when no one else would.
- dvd gnomes
small creatures that are never seen but commonly known for stealing dvds. they are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes. “have you see my “insert dvd name here” dvd?” “no… i haven’t’” “hmmmm….. must have been those darn dvd gnomes again…..”
a major hoe and sucks d-ck for a living! “bro you got sucked up last night?” “yeah, you already know!” “by who?” “moniquia”
sammi is normally a brunette with brown eyes. sammis are the kindest people on the earth. if your friends with a sammi don’t lose her she is an amazing friend and cares for you like your her fam. sammis have beauty on the inside and out. they are the best friends and girlfriends all boys […]
- cocaine christian
a former party animal turned born again christian who annoys the h-ll out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery. that got used to do so much blow he couldn’t even lick a postage stamp. now he’s a total cocaine christian!