Confucianass
when your parents say some stupid-ss “famous chinese quote” to make you do sh-t or to prove their point. originates from the reference confucius who was a chinese philosopher that our asian parents seem to worship as the great fat-ss buddha.
michael: hey mom, i got a 94 on my math test!
chunchick yunao: what? where de f-ck are the other 6 points?!??
michael: umm… it’s still an a mom. chill.
chunchick yunao: ha? well if one fish say to the tree, climb the mountain, does the water jump too?
michael: ….the f-ck….
chunchick yunao: when the sun cast shadow on great wall of china, the roly polys hide
michael: mom stop talking confucian-ss
chunchick yunao: well, if the black man says that 9 + 10 =21, do you berieve him?
michael: thats simple math mom…
chunchick yunao: you stupid! no wonder you get 94 on math test you stupid son
michael: ….f-ck this. my family is so dam ch-nknese
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