confukted
1) something that is both confusing and f-cked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) the feeling of being confused and f-cked up at the same time.
“dude, he’s totally going out with his ex-girlfriend’s ex-husaband’s ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. that’s conf-kted!” “a gallon of hunch punch later, bill was conf-kted.”
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