Confused Jouster


medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
forsooth, friend catesby! yon wench p-ssed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. as she crouched astride my manhood, i could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

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