Confusing Teacher
a teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. and every now and again says the term do your wok. usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.
pupil: i was told p3 was m1
confusing teacher: m1 is p3
pupil: my m1 is now apparently p3
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