Congo Wrist Watch
wrapping the shaft of one’s p-n-s over one’s wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. the goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schl-ng.
hey, do you know what time it is? sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.
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