Congradaboth
it’s what the best man says to the bride and groom at a wedding when your nervous. generally use could be to describe the happiness you are feeling for others.
ex 1: dan and sara, congradaboth you guys!
ex 2: so you guys spent 10 hours drinking beer?!?! well congradaboth for not blowing chunks.
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