congrats but f*ck you
“thanks for reporting our site and improving user experience but sincerely from our team – congradyouf*ckinglations :)”
it means “shaking my head while slapping my d*ck on a table” i’m smhwsmdoat right now what? that’s disgusting and creepy. kcuf off.
even you have a flirty relationship with someone but they all of a sudden go into a relationship with no warning. brooooo that girl vanessa totally quanke me mann, i was like sahhhhh dude and she was like back off i have a boy toy now .
- b*tt stumper
someone who enjoys plugging b*ttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. megan fox is known to have b*tt stumper thumbs. get your thumb outta my *ss you b*tt stumper
a very pale short guy with a big *sshole. wow, that guy is a slimme!