conifed


a person (usually a middle-aged women) exposing theirself
dang, check out that milf postin’ up, she’s really conifed on that chair.

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    to have s-x, as used in animaniacs. (teaching grammar) “yakko, do you know how to conjugate?” “who, me? i’ve never even kissed a girl!” “no, it’s easy. here, i’ll conjugate with you.” “goodnight, everybody!” the hard part about learning a new language. conjugating the verb is changing the end of the verb so it fits […]

  • Conkushin

    when you are “heavily medicated” and suffer a throbbing headache. after a period of time, the pain with be too much and knock the burn bag right out. thus, creating a conkushin –dr torobreh burn bag 1: bro im so gone right now burn bag 2: yah bro, this kush gave me a conkushin

  • Constructing

    the term used to describe the leisurely use of marijuana. especially by a small group of friends in and around mount airy, maryland. other forms: constructing doing something constructive related words: big – bong big league – blunt popcorn – bowl megablock/lego – pot brownies “dude, so are we constructing this weekend?” “we’re doing something […]

  • CONSTUPITATION

    a painful experience resulting in a look of agonzing stupidity and constipation of the brain thus blocking all intelligent thought he was unable to respond to the question due to suffering from an episode of constupitation

  • consumerize

    the act of succ-mbing to or forcing someone into the consumer mentality; usually infers negative connotations. james totally consumerized himself during a spending spree at the mall, buying an iphone and 3 pairs of gap jeans. to take a product and prepare it for sale to the m-ss market. microsoft helped to consumerize home computers, […]


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