conjoggle
this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.
only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.
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