Conker Hunting


a way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. this is done by inserting the conker into a womans v-g-n- allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!
steve: ‘dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow’
john: ‘yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie’s p-ssy to pickle for the last 4 weeks’

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