conkey


only legend can describe this outstandingly awesome name!
he’s such a great guy….almost a conkey…boom!
a derogatory term for a caucasian person and more specifically, an extremely pale, awkward, and -ssertively uncool white male whose typical dress consists of various hard rock cafe t-shirts, short shorts, and white athletic shoes with tube socks. can be used as a term of endearment between caucasian males.
“look at that conkey motherf-cker putting ketchup on his sushi.”

the group of african american men were approached by a grade-a conkey, who proceeded to awkwardly expound upon his “down-ness” with the civil rights movement.
slang for a woman’s v-g-n-l area, often used in place of other similar-sounding words for variations of song lyrics.
used as an add-in to a sugar ray hit: “i….just want to fly (wiki-wki-wki-wki)…….. put your conkey on me, baby….put your conkey on me, baby….”

for use in a sentence: “she was annoying the p-ss out of me; all i wanted to do was kick her in the conkey!”

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