Conklin

of or relating to a bad -ss from back east. also see; pimp
you’re so conklin dude you don’t even know how conklin you are.
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a large strawberry, who looks like a flaming h-m-s-xual and a wild ostrich. he is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named jake. people often say that a conklin looks like the “i’m a snake” guy from youtube.
person a: did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
person b: no dude that was a conklin

person a: woaaahh!!! look at that slithery snakey snake!!!!
person b: no… thats just a conklin.
a mistake made right after a teacher or supervising officer tells you not to make that mistake.
teacher:now, while you’re spot-welding, do not burn the hoses.
…5 minutes later.
guy1: sh-t dude, you’re burning the hose!
guy2: sh-t, i pulled a conklin.
the d-mn -ssholes who edit urban dictionary!
“those f-cking conklins rejected my post for n-gg–migga again.”
“but dude, i love that word…”
“i know man, don’t worry though, we’ll get them b-st-rds”
a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherf-cker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6’5. not someone to f-ck with.
that’s a f-cking conklin right there dude.
in canada this word is often used in place of “hoser” esp on the ski slopes.
i have also heard it used like “he really pulled a conklin” meaning he really f-cked up.
to totally and irreversibly f-ck up a group or team’s chance at winning or succeeding.
“wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?”
“ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there.”

“did you see game 1 of the stanley cup finals, typically conklin!”