CONL
conl is an acronym for, comments only, no likes! which should be the default courteous behavior on all social networking sites on activities between people.
by means like a band, or a tv-show, but liking a friends status, without commenting on it brings nothing to the conversation, and could mean a variety of things. by default it should be -ssumed that those who ignore the conl rule are pathetic stalkers, or hapless b-tton pushers with nothing constructive to add, but just about have the restraint not to shout “hey look at me, i want to be noticed more” in public.
tom is attending “an interesting event with plenty of conversational starters for interesting people”
“andrew likes your activity”
the only possible reply to this is posting “conl”, with the usual reply being “whats conl?” thereby engaging normal communication.
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