conlard


a type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.
me: yo did you see that new kid
john: yeah
me: he is such a conlard
john: i know right
a man named connor that has a giant d-ck and f-cks h-lla women
conlard is so strong
a man named connor that is very strong and has a big d-ck and f-cks mad women
conlard is the best at one on ones

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