connan


an arrogant son of a b-tch who only thinks with his p-n-s and probably has more brains in that head than the one resting on his shoulders. he complains way too much about things that don’t matter whatsoever. he is selfish and usually pushes everything and everyone thats best for him, away. apparently, he likes “man wh-r-s” (sl-tty girls that look more manly than chuck norris). maybe this is because he let his best friend give him a handjob and he liked it a little too much. maybe its because he’s a closet h-m-s-xual. who knows?
he is so much of an -sshole, it’s almost as if he is a connan.

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