Connection Theory


connection theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. in most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.
guy: i thought you had original opinions and views so i wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
girl: i’m not interested, that’s my excuse. haha. get over yourself. it’s not an equation to solve. there is no formula, i just know and feel it, when it comes. and it didn’t come with you buddy. sorry. it’s time for you to move on. really.
guy: thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and connection theory!

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