Conowingo
a hick-ss town where the majority of its townspeople are addicted to crack-cociane or herion and have missing teeth. the locals can be found at either the one country store located in its vicinity or at the “gun club” where kkk meetings are held. located in cecil county, local teens gather at the “bridge” where they jump off and go swimming, dump trash at, and smoke rock.
christine potts is the only person that i know that grew up in conowingo and turned out semi-normal.
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the most boring town in maryland.
what’s that, bill? you killed a guy? dump the body in conowingo. they’ll never find it.
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