conquer bonk


to achieve a conquer bonk: during the reception of f-ll-t–, close to -rg-sm. one must strike the fellatist bluntly on the top of the skull, resulting in a quick pleasurable intake of air, a noise something like “shllllpbfffffffffft- gah!”, and hopefully no biting.
i conquer bonked your mother last night.

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