Conquered The Internet


when you’ve done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.
d-mn dude, theres no new videos on youtube, i have no friend requests on facebook and obama isn’t tweeting on twitter. i conquered the internet.

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