Conquerors


slang for the age of empires ii expansion pack. a good game, indeed.
“hey hombre, you wanna play some conquerors?”
“nah, amigo. i’m stuck makin’ cigars till five.”
a brit who smells of crumpt crumbs and b-tter. he must have tea promptly at 12:30 noon, if he does not he irl ragequits or takes his rage out on the lovely, s-xy, musclebound, gargantuan-p-n-s-hasing dark blade. but dark blade never takes any of his slander and immediately puts conqueror in his place. conqueror has yet to realize that cubans are the superior race, a known fact to 97% of the population (remaining 3% are descendants of the krumpt klan). hopefully conqueror will step out of his ignorance in the coming years.
holy sh-t! he’s eaten 2,345 crumpets and still going! what a conqueror!

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