conroe


most commonly known as: radiator springs with the one blinking light, b-mf-ck nowhere, and east b-mble f-ck, this small town full of rednecks and illegals is mostly known for its daily migration of mexicans across the railroad tracks in downtown conroe.
f-ck conroe…
that’s all.
f-ck conroe.
the place where satin was born. there is absolutely nothing to do in this town. north of houston, texas where once thought to be gangsta, was later known to be fake. very unknown in the grand scheme of things.
did you hear about that one town, conroe?

no.
a town about a thirty minite drive north of houston,texas with a population that consists of mostly black and hispanic people. all the white people hang out together in the subdivitions along the highway and fm1314 while the rest hang in “little mexico” and downtown by the railroad tracks. it is also the county seat of montgomery county and for some weird reason there is this arch conecting two buildings down town that reads “birth place of the texas flag” that i bet a million bucks isn’t true.
“is there anything to do in this town exept smoke weed and go to the roller rink?”
“nope man, conroe has nothing to offer.”
i don’t have much to add except to say that, being from conroe myself, the other definitions are pretty much right on. oh – and it’s also called “dirty roe” – because for some reason, conroists (those who practice living in conroe) like to brag about being dirty. it’s a weird town man. a real weird town. it also has a blackhole-esque pull to it – meaning that if you don’t get out immediately after highschool – you never get out at all. those who do go back to visit have anxiety attacks immediately upon entering. and it kind of has it’s own college.

apparently i did have a lot to add.

don’t go there.
“hey, where are you from?”
“conroe, texas.”
“where’s that?”
“don’t worry about it.”
conroe, texas. conroe is home to less than thirty white folk and has a little mexico. do not cross the railroad tracks in downtown unless you want your car stolen or your wife to become someone’s b-tch. aka: cornrow. hicktown. c-town.
the sticks. rednecks-r-us.

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