Conserv-absurd
a conserv-absurd is an argument that provides poor reasoning in support of its conclusion. conserv-absurds differ from other bad arguments in that right-wing people find these psychologically persuasive, and therefore mistakenly believe its conclusion to be true even though it’s false.
examples of “if p then q” conserv-absurds:
“if you don’t support the war, you don’t support the troops.”
“if we fight them over there, we won’t have to fight them here.”
frequently such illogical sound bites are made into b-mper stickers, and the false information will be distributed via email (to catapult the propap–p). more recently this trend has increased among social conservatives.
for example, infidelity is okay if:
1. you don’t do it in your office. if you have extramarital s-x elsewhere like an airport restroom or another country, then it’s okay, even when done at the taxpayer’s or company’s expense.
2. there is reconciliation with your spouse, no matter how much you really hate each other. especially when there are kids, no matter how much you fight in front of them. it’s better to pretend you have “family values” than to have family well-being.
3. you ask forgiveness, though you don’t regret cheating–just getting busted. it has nothing to do with merit, but rather the appearance of repentance.
4. you do it because you’re fed up with obama.
antonym – constipational
there they go again trying to blame everything on the “liberal media.” but conserv-absurds are the real reason the country is going down the toilet!
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