Conservative Guilt
the conservative version of “liberal guilt”: a politically conservative person’s guilt complex about not supporting liberal government policies. since conservatives are often attached by liberals for not ‘caring enough’ about liberal-leaning economic, social problems, they compensate by retaining a high level of knowledge about specific, non-political forms of liberal and/or progressive cultural norms. they exhibit their guilt by obsessively trying to prove that they know a lot about liberal cultural norms.
my conservative guilt always kicks in when i park my car next to a handicap spot when i go places, so i always end up letting strangers who look poor cut me in line.
i absolutely love hipster and folk music; it must be my conservative guilt complex.
i watch the discovery channel when i’m alone at home because my conservative guilt makes me feel like i should care about protecting the environment.
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