Conservative Pimp


someone who wants to be a “pimp”, a.k.a. cool/bad-ss/hip, but does not actually have the b-lls to follow through.
my dad is a conservative pimp. for his mid-life crisis car, he chose a honda fit over a ferrari convertible.

my mom wanted pimpin’ hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.

a recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.

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